That Viktor Hovland, he sure is somethin’, ain’t he? He’s all over the place in 2024, that boy. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout him down at the feed store the other day. He’s playin’ that golf game, you know? And he’s pretty good, I reckon. Heard he won a bunch last year, made a whole heap of money. Good for him, I say!
This year, 2024, he’s still swingin’ that club. Viktor Hovland 2024, that’s what they’re callin’ it. He’s out there on them green fields, hittin’ that little white ball. He’s got a special way of holdin’ that club, though. Not like how most folks do it. He does it different. It is called “left-hand low” or somethin’.
He changed his playin’, they said. He be tryin’ to hit the ball different now. Make it go a different way. He been doin’ somethin’ different since it got cold, in the off-season. He’s tryin’ to hit the ball so it curves more. They call it a “power fade”.
I don’t know much ’bout golf. But that Viktor, he sure does seem to know what he’s doin’. He stands there, all straight and proper. Then, BAM! He hits that ball. He’s got rounded shoulders. It goes flyin’! They say he’s ranked, whatever that means. B tier, I heard someone say. Whatever that is, it sounds important.
He plays that game, League of Legends, too, I hear. That’s what my grandson plays. Viktor is a name in that game, too. Seems like that Viktor, he’s everywhere! He’s popular, that’s for sure. Fifty-one percent win rate. Twenty-four percent pick rate. My grandson would know all about that. He be playin’ that all the time.
They say he’s tryin’ to help other folks learn how to play better, too. That’s nice of him. Share his secrets, you know? They’re makin’ somethin’ new, somethin’ that ain’t been out there before. That Molinari fella, he’s in on it, too.
- He holds the club funny.
- He hits the ball so it curves.
- He plays that computer game.
- He’s tryin’ to help other folks.
- He won a bunch last year.
That Viktor, he’s got a lot goin’ on in 2024. He must be a busy fella. That’s a good thing, keepin’ busy. Keeps you outta trouble, that’s what I always say. He’s playin’ all over. They got them tournaments, you know. He’s always travelin’, I bet. It sounds excitin’, travelin’ around like that.
Viktor Hovland 2024, yeah, that’s the name you hear everywhere now. He’s got more in five years than most folks get in their whole life, ain’t that somethin’? He won three times last summer, three times! That’s a lot of winnin’. He must be happy as a pig in mud. He’s probably got a pretty good life.
He’s a good boy, that Viktor. I hope he keeps doin’ well. He seems like a good one. I like hearin’ ’bout him. Makes me feel like I know a little somethin’ ’bout that fancy golf game. Even though I don’t know nothin’ really. I just know that Viktor fella, he’s doin’ alright for himself. I hope he keeps on swingin’.
I heard they talk about somethin’ called “DotA 3.5”. That got somethin’ to do with that League of Legends game. Some fella named Faker plays it. Must be another one of them computer fellas. It’s all a mystery to me. But that Viktor, he’s in that, too. It was made by Blizzard. Who is Blizzard? I don’t know. It is all too much for me.
They got a guide, too. A guide to play like Viktor. Like that Showmaker fella. He won a world championship or somethin’. In 2020. Seems like a long time ago. That Viktor, he’s popular everywhere, ain’t he? He’s sure makin’ a name for himself. He is popular. He is a good golf player. He is also in that computer game. He is everywhere in 2024.
