Oh, honey, you won’t believe the ruckus about that Team Penske cheating! It’s all the talk, I tell ya. All them fancy cars and drivers, and they gotta go and cheat. Just ain’t right, is it?
They got caught, you see. Something about the push-to-pass thingamajig. They was using it when they weren’t supposed to, like on them starts and restarts. Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!
Team Penske Cheating, They Say
That Roger Penske fella, he owns the whole shebang. Big shot, you know? But even big shots gotta play by the rules. And they didn’t! They went and got themselves disqualified. Lost all their points and money from that race in St. Petersburg. Serves ’em right, I say.
Now, they’re saying it was a mistake. Something about the software, from when they were testing. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. They knew what they were doing, all that illegal software system stuff. You don’t just “accidentally” cheat, do ya?
- They got caught red-handed.
- Lost all their points and money.
- Say it was a mistake, but who believes that?
- Team Penske cheating, that’s the word on the street.
That Newgarden fella, he lost his win. And that McLaughlin one, he lost his third place. And another one, Power, he lost points too. All three of them, in cahoots! Team Penske cheating is a big deal, apparently.
Cheating Just Ain’t Right
They had a big meeting, I hear. Fifteen minutes long, talking about all sorts of things. But mostly about this whole Team Penske cheating mess. They need to clean up their act, that’s for sure. Can’t have that kind of carrying on, not in a respectable sport like this.
They fined ’em, too. Twenty-five thousand dollars each! That’s a lot of money. Could buy a lot of feed with that, or a new tractor even. But I guess for them, it’s just a drop in the bucket. They probably spend more on a new set of tires in the race!
That IndyCar thing, they take it real serious. They said the “integrity” of the races is important. Well, duh! Of course it is. Can’t have folks going around cheating and getting away with it. Sets a bad example for everyone else.
They did a review, looked at all the data from that race. Found out that Team Penske was messing with the overtake system. Letting them use the push-to-pass whenever they wanted. Like I said, sneaky! Team Penske cheating for sure.
Now all the people is talking, and those drivers for Team Penske cheating, they ain’t looking so good, they did bad. And that Roger, he’s probably madder than a wet hen! But hey, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, I always say.
They Should Know Better
I don’t know much about these newfangled racing cars, but I know right from wrong. And cheating is wrong. Plain and simple. They teach you that in kindergarten. Guess these fellas skipped that day of school.
I hope they learned their lesson. And I hope they don’t try to pull a fast one again. Because if they do, they’ll get caught again. And it’ll be even worse next time. Nobody likes a cheater, especially not two-time cheaters, you hear me?
It’s a shame, really. They got all that talent and all that money, and they still feel the need to cheat. What’s the world coming to, I ask ya? It’s just sad, that’s what it is. They should just stick to driving fast and leave the Team Penske cheating to somebody else. Well, nobody should be cheating, you know what I mean.
Well, that’s all I got to say about that. It’s a mess, that’s for sure. But hopefully, they’ll sort it all out and get back to racing fair and square. That’s what everyone wants to see. A good, clean race. And no more of this Team Penske cheating nonsense.
And you know what? Those fellas on that team, they need to think about what they done. All that fancy driving don’t mean nothing if you ain’t doing it right. It’s a sorry thing, that is what it is.
Well, I gotta go tend to my business now. But you remember what I said. Cheating is just plain wrong. Hope they remember that, the next time they is out there on that track, or anywhere for that matter. Especially that Team Penske cheating!
