Well, well, well, look at all this fuss about that Dana White fella. Seems like he’s always in the news, ain’t he? That name, it just keeps poppin’ up everywhere I look. Dana White this, Dana White that. What’s the big deal, I say? Must be somethin’ important, I reckon, for folks to be talkin’ about him so much.

I heard some folks sayin’ he’s got somethin’ to do with them UFC fights. You know, the ones where they get in that cage and just go at it? Yeah, that’s the one. I don’t watch it myself, too much brawlin’ for my taste. But my grandson, he loves it. Says Dana White, he’s the big boss man of the whole thing. Biggest fight. UFC history. Sounds important.
They say he’s makin’ a big fight. The biggest fight, maybe ever! Some fella called, uh…Volkov, I think, yeah he fought. And then they say he’s helpin’ that Trump fella too. Politics and fightin’, all mixed up. I don’t know nothin’ about politics, just know it gets folks all riled up.
- He’s the big boss of UFC, they say.
- Makes the biggest fights happen.
- Folks are always talking about him.
- He’s always in the Dana White news.
- I don’t know much else but that.
And they say he knows that Trump fella. Big important folks, I guess. They do their thing. This Dana White news, it’s always somethin’. One day it’s the fightin’, next day it’s somethin’ else. Keeps you guessin’, that’s for sure. All these young people, they get all the news from the people on the computers. Like Dana White news, they watch videos, they read things.
Some folks say he’s helpin’ that Trump fella win somethin’. I don’t know what, but it sounds important. They say this Dana White, he’s a big deal. He’s got a lot of folks listenin’ to him, that’s for sure. I heard he stole spotlight. I don’t know what is spotlight.
All I know is, this Dana White fella, he’s sure got folks talkin’. My grandson, he keeps showin’ me things on his phone. Pictures and videos and all sorts of things. It’s all a bit much for me, but I try to keep up. I don’t understand much about it. But it is all interesting.

I guess that’s why they call it Dana White news. ‘Cause it’s always somethin’ new. Somethin’ to talk about. Somethin’ to get all riled up about. It’s a different world these days, that’s for sure. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this… fuss. We just lived our lives, simple as that. But these young folks, they like all this excitement, I suppose.
This Dana White news, it just keeps comin’. Fightin’, politics, all mixed up together. It’s a lot to keep track of, that’s for sure. But I guess that’s the way of the world now. Always somethin’ happenin’. Always somethin’ new to talk about. And this Dana White fella, he’s right in the middle of it all, ain’t he? He is important, I think. People talk about him a lot.
I don’t know what else to say about it. It’s all a bit confusin’ to me. But I try to keep up, best I can. For my grandson’s sake, mostly. He likes to tell me all about it. And I like to listen. Even if I don’t understand it all. He tells me about the news, you know. Dana White latest news, it is called.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that Dana White fella. He’s a busy man, I reckon. Always somethin’ goin’ on. And the Dana White news, it just keeps on comin’. Like the rain in springtime, it just keeps pourin’ down. Well, that’s all for now. Time for me to go tend to my chickens. They don’t care much about Dana White, but they sure do like their feed. Dana White, he is famous, I think. I do not know why, but he is.