This here story, it’s about that Paul Casey fella and his caddie. You know, the golf man. He’s got this helper, carries his clubs and such. Name’s John McLaren, I reckon. They go around them golf courses, hittin’ that little white ball.
Now, this Paul Casey, he’s a big shot, I hear. Makes lots of money playin’ that game. And that caddie, John McLaren, he’s been with him for a good long while. I heard on my TV they are good friends, travel the world together like old hens. They are always on the road for the golf.
They say this John McLaren, he’s a good caddie. Knows all about them clubs and how far that ball’s gonna go. Helps that Paul Casey fella win lots of games. He must be good, ’cause Paul Casey, he keeps him around. He knows which club to use, keep track of the score and everything. Good caddie is hard to find, some say.
But, somethin’ happened, I hear. This John McLaren, he’s takin’ a break. They say it is mental health things. That’s what folks call it these days. He needs to rest his mind. He got tired and sad. It can happen to anyone, I guess, even a caddie for a big shot like Paul Casey. Even if you have money, you can still be sad. It is normal for everyone.
Paul Casey, he seems like a good fella. He said some nice words about John McLaren needin’ a break. He understands, you see. He’s not mad or nothin’. He wants John McLaren to get better. He knows being a caddie can be tough. You are on the road all the time, like a truck driver, kind of.
- Paul Casey, he’s a golfer, a good one.
- John McLaren, he’s his caddie.
- John McLaren is takin’ a break for his head.
- Paul Casey, he’s bein’ nice about it.
- They go to Las Vegas sometimes. They like that place.
I heard John McLaren is good at his job. Been a caddie for a long, long time. Longer than some of them young folks been alive! He knows everything about golf. He even helps other players sometimes. Like this Tom Kim guy, I heard about him too.
Golf, it’s a funny game. Lots of walkin’ around, hittin’ that little ball. But it must be hard work, especially for the caddie. Carryin’ them heavy bags, standin’ in the sun all day. They get tired, their feet hurt, and they get old too. And then, they start to feel bad in the head, like John McLaren now. He is not the only one though, I heard some other caddie left a golfer, too. Their names are Martin and Alex or something. I don’t know them, but same thing happened, I guess.
So, this John McLaren, he’s gonna rest up. Hope he feels better soon. Maybe he’ll come back to Paul Casey, maybe he won’t. But I hope he does. They seem like a good team. Like two peas in a pod, as they say. It is good to have a friend like that, especially when you are famous like Paul Casey. You need someone you can trust, like this John McLaren guy.
This Paul Casey went to Las Vegas, I hear. Played some golf there. He did alright, they say. Got a 68, whatever that means. Probably good, I reckon. But it ain’t the same without his caddie, John McLaren. He is like the peanut butter to his jelly. They go together, you see.
It is important to take care of your head. That’s what my old grandma used to say. She was right. If your head ain’t right, nothin’ else is gonna be right either. So, good for John McLaren for takin’ that break. Hope he gets some good rest and comes back stronger. That’s what we all want, right? For people to be happy and healthy. Especially when you work for someone like Paul Casey. He needs a good caddie, and from what I heard, John McLaren is the best one.
Well, that’s all I know about that Paul Casey and his caddie, John McLaren. Just a story I heard. Hope it makes sense. Golf ain’t my game, you see. I prefer bingo. But I like to hear about people, what they’re doin’, where they’re goin’. It is interestin’, you know. Even if it is about golf and a caddie takin’ a break. They say John McLaren is brave for doing this. Talking about your head and feeling sad is not easy. But he did it. Good for him. And good for Paul Casey for being a good friend.
