Man, you won’t believe the mess I got myself into. It all started when I got this bright idea to hit up some nightclubs. I was feeling adventurous, you know? Wanted to meet new people, have a good time. So, I started chatting up these girls online, on social media, you know the drill. Thought I was being smooth, setting up dates, thinking I was the man.
Turns out, I wasn’t so smooth after all. See, I got this thing where I like to pretend I’m younger than I really am. It’s dumb, I know, but I thought it made me seem more interesting, more appealing. So, I shaved off a few years when I was talking to these girls online. Figured it wouldn’t be a big deal. We’d meet up, have some fun, and that would be it.
Well, things didn’t exactly go as planned. I started meeting up with these girls, and we’d hang out, go to clubs, you know, the usual. I thought everything was cool, until one night, bam! Cops show up. Turns out, these girls weren’t exactly
