Well, let me tell you, this here college football, it’s a big deal, ain’t it? And them Nike shoes, everyone’s wearin’ ’em. So, which of them college teams is wearin’ Nike? I heard a few things, you know, just around.
You see them Ohio State Buckeyes? Yep, them boys got Nike. Big, strong fellas, runnin’ around in them fancy shoes. Heard they got a quarterback, some fella named Will Howard. He’s probably wearin’ Nike too, you reckon? Gotta have good shoes to play good, that’s what I always say. Them Buckeyes, they’re a big deal, always on the TV.
Then there’s them Oregon Ducks. Quack, quack, quack! They got Nike too. Shiny shoes, fast players. They’re always wearin’ them bright colors, like a bunch of birds flappin’ around. They must be pretty good, though, always in them big games. And you know what that means, that means they are sponsored by Nike!
And Texas, oh, that’s a big state, ain’t it? They got a football team, and you guessed it, Nike! They wear them burnt orange colors. See ’em on the TV all the time, runnin’ and jumpin’. Probably got a whole pile of them Nike shoes in their locker room. They are some big boys for sure, with big teams, and big sponsors!
Then there’s Alabama. Another big team, another Nike deal. Crimson Tide, they call ’em. Roll Tide, Roll! They’re always winnin’, ain’t they? Must be them shoes. Nike must be payin’ ’em a pretty penny to wear their stuff. And that’s a big team too, so Nike is all over it!
And what about Ole Miss? They are sponsored by Nike. Heard that somewhere. They’re probably wearin’ them fancy shoes too. All these teams, they all want them Nikes. Gotta keep up with the Joneses, you know? If your rival is wearin’ Nike, you gotta wear Nike too! Everyone wants to be the best, and they think Nike will help them do it.
Penn State, yep, them too. Nike, Nike, Nike. It’s like a broken record, ain’t it? But hey, if it works, it works. These teams, they gotta have the best gear to play their best. And Nike, they make some good stuff, I suppose, you know. They are a big company, so they know what they’re doing.
And them Florida State boys, wearin’ Nike. You see a pattern here? All the big teams, they all got Nike. It’s like a club or somethin’. You ain’t in the club unless you got them swoosh shoes. And that’s what everyone wants, to be in the club! To be the best!
Then you got Missouri. More Nike. Surprise, surprise! It’s like they’re handin’ out them shoes like candy on Halloween. But hey, who am I to complain? As long as them boys are playin’ good football, that’s all that matters. And if Nike is helping them do that, then good for them.
Oh, and LSU. Them Tigers. More Nike. Purple and gold, runnin’ around in them Nike shoes. They’re a sight to see, ain’t they? They are sponsored by Nike too. All the big names are, it seems.
Clemson too. Another tiger team, another Nike deal. Seems like all the big cats are wearin’ Nike. Must be somethin’ about them shoes that makes ’em run faster and jump higher. Maybe it’s magic or somethin’. Who knows, but it is working!
And Tennessee. Orange and white. Nike, of course. They are probably runnin’ around in them checkerboard end zones with their fancy Nike shoes on. They need all the help they can get, you know?
Oklahoma State. Them Cowboys. Yep, Nike. They’re probably wearin’ them orange and black shoes, ridin’ them horses. Or maybe they don’t ride horses. I don’t know. But they wear Nike, that’s for sure. And that’s what everyone cares about.
Kansas State, Arizona, they got them Nike shoes too. All these college football teams, it’s like a big Nike party, ain’t it? Everyone’s wearin’ the same shoes. They are all sponsored, so they have to wear Nike. It’s probably in their contracts!
Here’s a little list of them Nike teams I been yappin’ about:
- Ohio State Buckeyes
- Oregon Ducks
- Texas Longhorns
- Alabama Crimson Tide
- Ole Miss Rebels
- Penn State Nittany Lions
- Florida State Seminoles
- Missouri Tigers
- LSU Tigers
- Clemson Tigers
- Tennessee Volunteers
- Oklahoma State Cowboys
- Kansas State Wildcats
- Arizona Wildcats
You can find all these college teams, wearin’ their Nike gear, playin’ football. Just turn on the TV on a Saturday, and you’ll see ’em. Or go to one of them games, if you can afford it. They are all over the place! You can’t miss them.
Nike, they’re the big dogs in this here college football world. They got all the big teams wearin’ their stuff. Must be doin’ somethin’ right. Everyone wants to wear Nike, so they must be good! They are the top shoe, that’s for sure.
Well, that’s all I got to say about that. Just remember, if you see a college football team, they’re probably wearin’ Nike. It’s as simple as that. That’s the way it is these days.
