Okay, so I tried to do the Bryce Harper hair flip thing today. It’s, like, his signature move after hitting a home run, you know? I saw it on TV when he was playing against the Mets and I was like, “I gotta try that.”
First, I watched a bunch of videos of him doing it. Just search for “Bryce Harper hair flip” and you’ll see what I mean. He does it so smoothly. There’s even a GIF of it some guy made, it’s pretty funny.
Then, I tried to copy it. I stood in front of my mirror, pretending I just hit a home run. I even imagined I was ejected from the Phillies game. I swung my imaginary bat and then tried to flip my hair back like Bryce. It was harder than it looked. My hair’s not as long as his, so it didn’t really flip properly.
- Step 1: Watch videos of Bryce Harper doing the hair flip.
- Step 2: Stand in front of a mirror.
- Step 3: Pretend you just hit a home run.
- Step 4: Swing an imaginary bat.
- Step 5: Attempt to flip your hair like Bryce.
I spent, like, 30 minutes trying to get it right. I heard somewhere that Bryce spends that much time styling his hair before games, so I figured I should put in the effort too. I tried flipping it fast, slow, with my head tilted, everything. It just wouldn’t work.
My Attempts
I tried to look all cool and confident like Bryce, but I just ended up looking silly. My hair was all over the place. I even tried using some hair gel to make it stay in place, but that just made it worse. It was a total mess.
In the end, I gave up. I realized that I’m just not Bryce Harper. I don’t have his hair, his baseball skills, or his swagger. But it was fun trying, I guess. Maybe I’ll stick to watching him do it on TV instead of trying to copy him.
It was a funny experience, though. I laughed at myself a lot. And I got a good workout from all that head-flipping. Maybe I should try doing it after every home run in my video games. That way, I can at least pretend to be as cool as Bryce Harper, even if it’s just in a virtual world.
