That Ryan Middendorf, I tell ya, he’s a name you gonna hear more of. He’s some kinda baseball player. I don’t know much about them details, like height weight all that stuff, but he throws that ball real good.
They say he plays for the Milwaukee Brewers. I think that is a team. Heard some folks talking about it at the market the other day. They was saying he’s a “relief pitcher.” Sounds like he comes in when the other fella gets tired. Like them farmhands, taking turns workin’ the field.
Ryan Middendorf News
I hear all sorts of things about this Ryan Middendorf fella. Someone told me he’s got some news, videos, stats, whatever that means. I reckon if you’re into that kinda thing, you can find it. The young’uns are always lookin’ at their phones, maybe they can help ya. I reckon the news is good, cause people seem happy about him.
- He plays for the Brewers.
- He’s a relief pitcher.
- He has news and stats.
Someone mentioned somethin’ about “ACL Brewers Gold.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Maybe it’s some kinda special team he was on before. They also talked about how fast he throws, in miles per hour. Like a car, I guess. Fast is good in baseball, I suppose. I recall my nephew used to like those speedy cars, too.
Ryan Middendorf Throwing
Now, throwin’ that ball, that’s what he’s good at. I seen fellas throwin’ balls in the park, tryin’ to get ’em high up. Ryan Middendorf probably throws it higher than any of ’em. They say you gotta aim it just right, so it lands in the other hand. Sounds tricky, but I guess he’s got the hang of it. My old bones wouldn’t be able to do that, no sir. I used to throw rocks in the creek, but that ain’t the same, I reckon.
Less you gotta move your hands, the easier it is to catch, they say. Makes sense. Like pickin’ apples, the closer they are, the easier it is to grab ’em. This Ryan Middendorf, he must be good at catchin’ and throwin’. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be talkin’ about him so much. I don’t know all about pitchin’ but if he does it good then good for him.
Ryan Middendorf and the MLB
This Ryan Middendorf, he’s in the big leagues, they say. The MLB, they call it. Must be a big deal. Like winnin’ the pie contest at the county fair, but for baseball. He probably works real hard to be in the MLB. It is important to work hard at whatever you do.
Folks are always talkin’ about him, sayin’ he’s got news, rumors, updates. Sounds like he’s famous or somethin’. Like that movie star my granddaughter likes. People like to know what famous folks are up to, I guess. They say he has social feeds too, whatever that is. I reckon it is somethin’ modern folks use.
I don’t know much about baseball, but I know it takes a lot of practice to be good at somethin’. Like tendin’ to your garden, you gotta put in the work to get the good results. This Ryan Middendorf, he must’ve practiced a lot to get where he is. Just like how I had to practice to get my pie crust just right.
This baseball fella, Ryan Middendorf, sounds like he’s doing alright for himself. Good for him. I hope he keeps doin’ what he’s doin’, and folks keep enjoyin’ watchin’ him. Maybe someday I’ll even figure out what all this baseball fuss is about. I’ll ask my grandson. He knows all about these things. He can probably find all them Ryan Middendorf stats and news for me if I ask him nicely.
