This here thing, it’s called the Rocket Mortgage golf tournament. It’s a big deal, I hear. Lots of folks go to watch it.

They play it in Detroit. That’s a big city, not like our little town. This year, it is in June, I think. June 23rd to 29th, someone told me. They say it is at some fancy place called the Detroit Golf Club. Sounds mighty important, don’t it?
Now, if you wanna go, you gotta get a ticket. But these ain’t just any tickets. They are them digital ones. You gotta get ’em online, from that Rocket Mortgage Classic place or this other place, Ticketmaster. Ain’t no paper tickets, they say. Gotta use your phone, I guess. Technology these days, I tell ya!
They got all sorts of fellas playing. I don’t know their names, but they say they’re the best. One fella, Cam Davis, he won it last time. Got a whole heap of money, too. One point six million! And them FedExCup points, 500 of ’em. Can you imagine? More money than I ever seen in my life, that’s for sure. He must be a good one, that Cam.
The Rocket Mortgage Classic 2024, they call it. It is a big PGA Tour event. Some fella named Jason, he’s the director. He’s the one running the whole show. He said it is going to be great.
- They got some big-shot players coming.
- The best golfers all want to win that Rocket Mortgage golf tournament.
- Folks from all over come to watch.
This tournament, it ain’t just about the golf. They got other things going on too. Food, I bet. Maybe some music. It’s a whole big to-do. And it is good for Detroit, they say. Brings in lots of folks and money to the city.

Now, about this money, there is a lot of it! That other tournament, the Tour Championship, they give away 100 million! Can you believe that? One fella, Scottie, he won 25 million! Lord have mercy, that is a lot of dough.
I don’t know much about golf, but it sure sounds exciting. All these folks hitting that little white ball around. And the crowds cheering and all. Must be something to see.
If you like golf, this Rocket Mortgage Classic is the place to be. It’s the big one, they say. Everyone who’s anyone in golf will be there.
They got a whole schedule of things, too. Tee times, they call ’em. That’s when they start playing. And a field, that’s all the players. And a purse, that’s the money they win. It’s all very organized, I hear. They even show it on TV. Imagine that!
- Rocket Mortgage Classic is a big deal.
- Lots of money to be won.
- Gotta get them digital tickets.
- It’s in Detroit, at the Detroit Golf Club.
They say this tournament is a real boon for Detroit. Brings in people from all over. Good for the businesses there, I reckon. Hotels and restaurants and such. Everyone’s making money when that tournament’s in town.
So, if you’re looking for something to do in June, and you like golf, this Rocket Mortgage golf tournament might be just the thing. Just remember to get your digital tickets! And bring your phone, I guess. Can’t do nothing without your phone these days, it seems.
I hear it’s a real spectacle. Lots of excitement and drama. And some mighty fine golfing, too. They say it’s the best of the best playing there. I would imagine it is something special. I ain’t never been to a golf tournament. But folks say it is worth seeing, especially if you like to see good golf playing.
Well, that’s all I know about that Rocket Mortgage golf tournament. Sounds like a big fancy event, that’s for sure. Maybe one of these days I’ll get to see it myself. But for now, I’ll just have to hear about it from others. Maybe they’ll show it on the TV. That would be something, wouldn’t it? Seeing all them fancy folks and that big golf course, all from my little living room.
It will be in June. Don’t you forget it, if you are planning on going. Better get them tickets soon. I bet they go fast, with it being such a big event. People will want to go to such a big golf tournament, I imagine. I wonder how much a hot dog costs at one of those things.
