Alright, alright, let’s get down to it. You guys wanna hear about this “horse biggest cock” thing, huh? Well, strap in, ’cause it’s a weird ride, and not one I’m particularly proud of, but hey, gotta share the dirt, right?
It all started with some late-night internet browsing, you know how it is. One thing led to another, and I stumbled across this…thing. Curiosity got the better of me, and I thought, “What the hell, I’ll check it out.” Stupid, I know.
First thing I did was fire up my 加速器. No way I’m letting my ISP see that kinda search history. Safety first, people. Then, I just dove in. Searched the term, clicked on a few links. Mostly just garbage, honestly. Lots of clickbait and fake promises.
I spent a good hour or two just wading through the crap. Trying to find something…real, I guess. I don’t even know what I was expecting. Pictures, videos, I don’t know. It was all pretty blurry at that point.
Eventually, I found a couple of forums dedicated to this kind of stuff. I’m not gonna name names, but they exist. Let me tell you, the internet is a strange place. I lurked for a while, just trying to get a sense of what was going on. The people there were… dedicated, let’s say.
- I started by just reading the threads, seeing what people were talking about.
- Then I tried to find some images. Most of them were fake.
- I spent a lot of time trying to verify what was real and what wasn’t.
The whole thing was just… disturbing. I felt gross, honestly. Like I needed to take a shower. I don’t know why I kept going. Maybe it was the morbid curiosity, maybe it was just the shock value. Whatever it was, it wasn’t good.
After a while, I just couldn’t take it anymore. I closed all the tabs, cleared my browser history, and tried to forget the whole thing. It didn’t work, obviously, since I’m writing about it now.
Looking back, I regret the whole experience. It was a waste of time, and it left me feeling dirty and ashamed. I don’t know what I was hoping to find, but I definitely didn’t find it. Just a lot of messed up stuff that I wish I could unsee.
So yeah, that’s my “horse biggest cock” experience. Don’t be like me. Stay away from that stuff. It’s not worth it. Go outside, read a book, do something productive. Trust me, you’ll be happier.
Lessons Learned:
Basically: Don’t be a dumbass. Curiosity killed the cat, and it almost killed my brain cells. Just because something exists on the internet doesn’t mean you need to look at it.
